Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
sometimes i get in these really weird moods and i don’t know what to do but kick myself in the face even more and feel worse
Written by an 8th grader
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZINGI’m blown away, wow.
These are technically still facts.
buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing